Author Archives: loren

Crab Mentality

Whenever I visit 99 Ranch or other Asian market, I notice buckets of full of crabs.  I heard that there is no need to put a lid on when there are more than one crab in the bucket because the … Continue reading

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Grateful to be a Waiter

A story is told of Shakespeare visiting a restaurant during lunch time.  He was served by a young man with great smile on his face during the entire time. So Shakespeare asked him, “Why are you smiling so much?”  The … Continue reading

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The Originals versus Fakes

The price of name brand bags is continuously rising as well as the quality of counterfeit products.  I have seen both and couldn’t tell the difference until the differences were pointed out by an expert.  I guess it got to the point … Continue reading

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Good Apple or Bad Apple First?

One day a mother brought a bag of apples for her two sons.  She gave five apples to each of her son with some good apples and some bad ones.  The mother was curious to see which apple her sons … Continue reading

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Do I Have the IQ of Fish?

How would one measure the IQ of fish?  Some would say that fish has an IQ of 30-40 and some as low as 0.3.  One thing for sure, fish are not considered smart animal… maybe finicky but not smart. For … Continue reading

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Ten Bottles

One day the Satan came to a young man and offered him a way to make a large sum of money.  He showed 10 bottles and said that of those 10 bottles, 9 bottles are filled with sweet water and … Continue reading

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Ubuntu

An anthropologist proposed a game to the kids in an African tribe.  He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the kids that who ever got there first won the sweet fruits.  When he told them … Continue reading

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Me and Us

Two men who thought of their friendship was extremely strong went on a journey to experience the world together. As they were walking, one friend found a wallet full of cash on a street. “Wow!  Today is MY lucky day” … Continue reading

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Praying while Smoking

As a pastor, I have seen many people being careful around me.  Some would not drink (beer or alcoholic beverage) or hide it when I am near them.  I have heard people say, “Watch your language!  A pastor is here.” … Continue reading

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How many steps?

A man was helping and encouraging his little toddler to walk.  However, the toddler stood still and couldn’t or wouldn’t take his first step.  His dad crouched from about 6 feet away waving to his little son to walk to him. … Continue reading

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